punispompouspornpalace

y-occ-uri:

from this post: http://angerliz.tumblr.com/post/30358353229/playerprophet-replied-to-your-post-more-i-am

FANDOM SECRET i have ALWAYS WANTED STUPID XENO-COCKSLAPPING FIC

there i typed the stupidest sentence ever but who even cares, I’VE ALWAYS WANTED IT

like i am one of those people who is not at all weirded out/unable to get worked up over ~moving tentacle bulges~ because man idk, xeno getting me worked up in the first place is weird as shit, but i will never deny the idea of INDEPENDENTLY MOVING TENTACLE JUNK is hilarious shit

why doesn’t anyone want to write the hilarious Rose/Kanaya adventure that is Rose being WAY INTO TENTACLES and assuming she is so on top of this but Kanaya’s bulge smacks her in the eye and then Kanaya is so embarrassed she rolls off the bed

like im sorry, stuff all your stupid delicate elegant lesbian headcanons, THAT is how their first time would actually go

IT WAS TOO PERFECT NOT TO DRAW??????????????????? :C

benedoink-pumpkinpach

saddeer:

tamaratunie:

me as hell

everyone should watch this every day

If I ever stop reblogging it means im dead